(Archive Mar. 2003)
It’s the anniversary week for the historical Supreme Court decision Roe v. Wade and in no place is this holiday more inescapable than Washington, DC. Since I live and work in the middle of all the marches and demonstrations I can’t help but consider the current state of the pro-life/pro-choice debate. This year holds some extra significance because it is the 30th anniversary of Roe. I was here last year and the hoopla was all the same. Unlike most political issues abortion attracts the same amount of fervor on off-year anniversaries as big round numbered ones. An oft repeated criticism of the battle is that it has become oversimplified. The once thoughtful arguments of both sides have spun down to sound bites, buzz phrases and the same tired speeches repeated, almost recited, with two opposing sides playing choreographed roles like the Sharks vs. the Jets. Even the signs are exactly the same and each side has a specific color scheme. Pro-lifers tend to have red signs with white lettering and pro-choicers tend to have blue signs with white lettering. The slogans are the same too except for a few clever parodies of the other side’s signs. Even the chants are the same. No single object represents the oversimplification of this hugely complex issue more than the plastic fetus.
Plastic fetuses are everywhere. I see them carried by most pro-lifers and some even complete outfits as accessories. There is a wide variety of shape and size in the plastic fetus. Most resemble a fully developed 4-month-old infant curled into the fetal position. The use of a baby as the image rather than something that looks like a fetus or embryo illustrates the argument of baby killer. Some have navels or umbilical stubs but none have genitals and most don’t have mouths. They range from thumb-sized to gigantic. Some have the features and proportions of little bald 40-year-old men curled up. One woman on the metro wore hers on a necklace like a charm beside a tiny bottle and pacifier. This juxtaposition of images again emphasizes that there is no difference between the baby you hold and the fetus attached to your internal organs. The meaning of this fashion statement did not occur to me immediately because I was temporarily distracted by the thought of some expecting mother giving her fetus a bottle.
Some plastic fetuses aren’t curled up at all. Their arms are folded in front of them but their legs are stretched out as if they can stand upright (or maybe dance like the one on Ally McBeal). These are possibly the most disturbing because their features actually resemble those of fetuses but they also remind me of those Troll dolls that used to be so popular. If the plastic fetus came with long, combable, bright hair the pro-lifers could have the next Tickle-Me Elmo. Despite the variety in shape and size plastic fetuses tend to come in only one color. Although a disproportionate number of abortions occur in minority communities, plastic fetuses are all the light, peachy color Crayola used to call ‘skin.’ It took Mattel decades to give Barbie a black counterpart so we can only hope a plastic fetus of color is just around the corner.
So many questions surrounding the purpose and meaning of the plastic fetus perplex me. For starters, where does one get one? It is odd for there to be so many when I’ve never seen them in stores. Is there competition among plastic fetus producers or does one company have the monopoly? On a particularly boring afternoon at the office I decided to click around on-line to see if I could get my own. No luck. I even went to E-Bay and searched with the phrases ‘plastic fetus’ then just ‘fetus’ and then for kicks ‘unborn child’ figuring I’d have more success if I used pro-life lingo. I found some rock and roll paraphernalia but still no plastic fetus. The presence of the ubiquitous fetus dolls is confusing enough but the inability to determine their origin compounds the mystery.
Another round of questions deals with the exact message of these props. On my one stop bus ride to work a woman stood on the corner with one of the straight-legged fetuses tucked by her side. Just before the bus completely passed her she shot up her arm and gave the fetus a few proud shakes and let out a holler. The gesture was startling. It was quasi-tribal and definitely intended to send some sort of message to my fellow commuters. What I don’t know. Another image I saw on the local news was of a man holding a large fetus by the legs and repeatedly banging its head against the steps of the Supreme Court. I tried to make some connection between this action and the positions of the pro-life movement but came up empty handed. Was the man mad at his fetus? More importantly, did that fetus learn its lesson?
At some level I feel jilted because my side doesn’t have an equivalent tool. The pro-choice argument cannot be so succinctly summarized by a doll. I can’t wave around a plastic teenage woman whose parents kick her out of the house and has to drop out of school because she got pregnant. No material can be molded into a model that questions the role of government in personal, moral, medical decisions. Despite the apparent advantage the plastic fetus provides, it ultimately distracts from the current spectrum of abortion politics.
Of all the abortion related bills debated in recent years few if any have anything to do with fetuses. The debate for a few years now centers on biotechnology and cell research. The same arguments are shouted back and forth but they apply less and less to reality. The heated debate over stem cell research is about cells, not fetuses. The argument against it is the usual protection of human life but the subject in question is a pitri dish of fertilized eggs in a clinic. These are leftovers that will never exist inside the womb of a woman and if not used for research will be thrown away. If, according to pro-lifers, the fertilized eggs are human beings then why is it preferable for them to be disposed of instead of destroyed during research? How is opposition to stem cell research protecting the life of an unborn child?
Another current debate involves RU-486 which keeps an embryo from imbedding in the womb during its early stages of cellular division shortly after conception. Plastic fetus? If the termination of a fetus was the primary concern of the pro-life sect wouldn’t they be cheering technology that allows us to terminate pregnancies before the fetal stage instead of shaking dolls and shrieking at it?
About the only issue currently involving a fetus is the proposed ban on partial birth abortion. This procedure easily has majority opposition even in the pro-choice community because it is tantamount to infanticide. Here a plastic fetus is applicable but ineffective. So many oppose partial birth abortion but it is still legal because both sides have an all or nothing approach. Pro-choicers fear any concession to the pro-life argument could be carried all the way down to conception. The personhood argument has to be applied by pro-lifers as soon as the sperm meets the egg in order to hold its legitimacy. Right now destroying a baby halfway through its birth is legal but researching cells is not. The complexities of the issue are overlooked when the focus is all on the supposed unborn child, embodied by the plastic fetus. Neither side has effectively created rhetoric for all stages of pregnancy.
While most people see nothing immoral about killing and eating an animal they do object to killing another human. Pro-lifers use the plastic fetus to say that terminating a pregnancy is equal to murder. But the slogans and the dolls do not answer questions like what’s the difference between humans and animals? A soul? Freewill? Many would argue we have neither. If a person has a soul and freewill does a fetus? …an embryo? …a zygote? At what point in development does the soul inhabit a body and what actually constitutes humanness or the legal protections of personhood? Is there any difference between a fertilized egg and you and me and does the belief that there is no difference protect the sanctity of human life or devalue it? Can the government come up with a universal answer to these questions or let each individual figure it out for him or herself. I asked a plastic fetus but it didn’t have a mouth.
The plastic fetus has cemented its role in the theatre of abortion politics along side the shouts, signs, and speeches. Its popularity seems to be growing despite its diminishing application. As abortions continue to become more common in the earlier stages of pregnancy will it eventually be replaced by a fake, tadpole-like embryo? Will the stem cell research opponents soon be wagging giant floppy egg cells? The best image of the week came during a lunch-hour jog when I saw a couple people fighting the wind to hold onto a large, helium filled fetus balloon. If this trend continues it may now excite me to endure the mittened perkiness of Katy Couric hosting the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade for the chance to see her comment on a zygote float.