I know you’re busy but I think it’s important you take a break and have a family dinner with me. So grab a plate and some chicken parm and let’s discuss your day – your day in Newport.
Poopernickel, “I made a mistake, a naked mistake.”
What jail did Trey get out of? He was petty – a little too pretty if you ask me. He had perfectly coifed hair with lots of product for that effortful bedhead look. He had just the right amount of stubble and too good a tan. He would have gotten pounded. Nobody leaves jail looking like asscandy and walks like it’s not the day after Halloween. When he first met Seth in the pool house and grunted “you talk a lot,” I think he was anticipating finally getting to be the man. Run geek, run!
Poopernickel is my new favorite character. Her expressions were amazing whenever she teased Ki Ki about her boyfriend. There is nothing like seeing a former porn star sing K-I-S-S-I-N-G. I imagine Poopsie knows how to spell lots of fun things. Oh Poopernickel, sweet sweet Poopernickel. The first rule of being a trophy wife is don’t overcharge your keep. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. No one is surprised Poopernickel did porn. Her husband wasn’t. Kirsten didn’t look shocked. The people at the party looked more resolute than surprised. I have to wonder if it was intentional irony on the part of the writers to make the cover of Pooper’s new magazine look like a porn rag. It isn’t a scandal sweetie if it affirms the assumed and obvious.
Poor Carter had to ask Kirstin if she was mad at him. She’s not mad at him. She has this amazing ability to always have perfect hair and yet look like she was just held under water. At least Carter was honest about his feelings. Ki Ki is infected with spousal hypocrisy and like most would-be strayers it’s apparent to everyone but her. I think Sandy is getting wise though and I eagerly anticipate witnessing the limits to his nice guy modus. Judging by the bar fight scene Sandy could learn some useful tricks from the son he bought at juvie.
Alex was conspicuously missing last night. Having subjected two major characters to God knows what diseases she may have finally expired her utility. Or has she? Zack is back and looking for love, baby. Alex most closely resembles Zack’s taste in make believe romance and since we now know he spent his time in Italy sulking we can deduce his flower remains unplucked. Although, having lived briefly in Italy, I can attest the hookers there are second to none. Maybe Francesca was real – real affordable.
Summer had a bad idea of where Italy is. She accused Zack of getting a new girlfriend in Italy 20 minutes after they broke up… in America. It’s not her fault really. Seth has obviously forced her to watch too many episodes of Star Trek without bothering to explain the physics of beaming. She’s full of good intentions though. She puts up with Seth’s nerdicies and has now protected two pathetic little secrets from Zack. Marissa on the other hand seems quite savvy but has a heart of coal. If Seth could work some nerdy Weird Science magic and create an amalgamation of those two I have a feeling he and Ryan would be visiting the Eiffel Tower repeatedly. *wink*
On a final note, don’t pretend you didn’t notice. It’s not just Seth and Ryan. Ryan is vaguely homoerotic around all his brothers.
she's still by no means my favorite actor, but i did think marissa/mischa was slightly less wooden in last night's episode.
Posted by: ana | March 25, 2005 at 10:26 AM