Last night’s very special episode of my favorite dramedy lived up to its namesake with plenty of drama and comedy. With the President’s approval ratings below 50% for a month now it was time to take it to the people. I only wish his equally embattled friend Arnold would have sung the theme song, “Callie-four-NEE-uuuuuuugh, Callie-four-NEE-uuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhh
George, "I'm not surprised that some are balking at doing hard work."
What are they, former frat boys with no semblance of a prior career who got a sweet job on charm and nepotism?
The
show opened with George showing Ryan and Trey how not to walk like
fags. I haven’t seen a strut like that since high school. Was W going
to answer questions or beat up a nerd? I love how the writers keep
scripting George’s character to say nook-you-lerr. You would think by
now that joke would get old but it’s funnier every time. Of course,
Summer was totally jealous when Bush paid so much attention to
dismantling social security. I mean, I know it’s his dream and all but
she needs attention too. Caleb and Poopernickel were relieved that no
part of saving social security involved rolling back the tax cuts their
bracket received. Those point-one-percenters need to stick together.
Of course Poopernickel will still have to take it up the butt when it
comes to gas prices because there’s “nothing” the President can do.
But that’s nothing new to her.
I’m surprised he didn’t call
on Sandy to come to the rescue of the falling dollar which is losing
value faster than Marissa’s lesbian. I guess Sandy is too busy
fighting evil doers like Lib-rawls and Tare-ists. And I didn’t really
understand the twist when George said the reason judges were being
blocked was not faith but ‘judicial philosophy.’ That after weeks of
being told 1000 times that it’s just because they’re Christian and the
Senate is anti-faith. Come on, is Trey evil or not! This yo-yo is
tiresome. After one of the Bush twins ended up face down in a pool at
his birthday party I thought for sure he was headed to Guantanamo bay.
And finally, will Zack ever get to lose his virginity. Not
with charming studs like George around. That guy is so casual he can
make solving our dependency on foreign oil look oversimplified. With
all the smirking and squinting and shrugging no regular nice guy stands
a chance. Rumor has it W left the party with Reed AND Summer – winking
profusely. Poor Laura, it’s only a matter of time before George finds
out about her pornstar past.
doesn't he say korean "peninsula" in some weird way too? isn't it "peninshular"?
Posted by: Dre | May 06, 2005 at 11:24 PM