I’ve always thought it was kind of silly when people boycott a movie because they don’t like an actor’s politics or disagreed with the ‘agenda’ of the film. An actor is just playing a character. A good movie is a good movie. But this summer I’m going to boycott a movie I’ve wanted to see for a long time for perhaps an even stupider reason. I refuse to go see War of the Worlds because Tom Cruise is an enormous tool.
Yes, I’ve seen the clips from the Oprah show. He acted like a lunatic and I have no doubt pulling Katie Holmes from backstage was a publicity stunt. Not only was he mad phony with his over-the-top affirmations but he was also brutally rough with poor Katie. He grabbed her by the upper arms, thrashed her around a bit before literally shoving her on Oprah’s stage. Oprah laughed along but her face turned to concern for a moment. Why didn’t she say something? She later described him as “gone,” whatever that means.
[For a funny look at Tom "killing" Oprah, take a look here, courtesy of my friend Din.]
Then there was the access Hollywood interview with Billy Bush in which Cruise was smug and condescending. He talks about wanting to save children from Psychology and all sorts of other voo-doo, science fiction, pseudo-religion crap and Billy has no idea what to do with it. That show is supposed to be fluffy entertainment and Tom is psycho-serious with dire warnings. Confucius says: one stops being entertaining when one thinks he is Ghandi.
His reaction to the infamous squirting microphone prank solidified my opinion. He could have been pissed and just walked away but he held the ‘reporter’s’ hand and wouldn’t let him leave and just kept repeating what a jerk the guy was. Note to Tom, the people that get punked by Ashton Kucher and laugh about it with him find it helps their career. Tom could have laughed or walked away looking like a victim. Instead his diatribe was relentless and more humiliating than a little squirt in the face ever could be.
Did you catch him on the Today Show? What a jerk. All Matt Lauer said was [paraphrased] ‘I know people that have used anti-depressants and said they helped.’ Tom then calls him “glib” and tells Matt he hasn’t done the research that the astute Dr. Cruise has done. It’s one thing to disagree or want to get a point across. It’s another thing entirely to, again, tout some weird anti-Psychology agenda when you’re supposed to be promoting a movie and to be down right insulting to the host for no reason. What a douche bag.
I’m sure a lot of actors in Hollywood are rich assholes. I’m sure a lot of them have fake relationships and treat underlings poorly. But Tom is so upfront and nasty that I can no longer separate Tom Cruise the person from any of the characters he plays. If Tom were facing down an alien in WOTW I would associate it too closely with that intense look he gave while proselytizing Billy Bush. A lot of celebrities have big egos that could be credited for their fame in the first place. But when you’re so self important that you elevate yourself to all knowing guru of a religion most people associate with Trekies, you’ve gone from ego maniac to just plain maniacal.
Tom Cruise is famous because he’s good looking and has starred in lots of exciting movies. His behavior lately makes him less attractive and the summer box office is a competitive field. I hope the movie tanks. I also hope poor Katie’s career recovers after she’s less advantageous to the sexually-vague Tom. Remember his red hot love affair with Penelope Cruze? That inexplicably fizzled after international promotion for Vanilla Sky ended. Katie needs to politely decline Mr. Hyde’s proposal before she’s considered uncastable or one of her shoulders gets pulled out of socket. There’s only so much movie promotion her poor little frame can take.