Build a Bridge

"I'm offended by this... I'm offended by that... don't say this list of words... don't offend anyone with anything you say..." Honestly, just shut the fuck up. If you are so easily offended and find offense in everything then grow a thicker skin.

Stop playing your victim violin every time someone says something you don't like. Learn to take a joke. I find the expectation to constantly tend to everyone's fragility more offensive than any list of naughty words or unpopular idea.

 

Go take a vacation in Darfur and come back and tell me how difficult your life is because someone said something in your presence you didn't like, you floppy invertebrate.

 

Stop soliciting pity from everyone because you’re too sensitive.  A better use of your time would be to invent a damn time machine so you can go back and convince your dad to hug you.  Then try growing up again but this time become an actual adult.  By the way, millions of years of human evolution and 30-some years on this earth should endow you with the instinct of who not to fuck with.  I’m a goddamn hurricane so remember that when you have the urge to piss in the wind.