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Totally Gnarly, Dude!

I honestly don’t know if this is funny or just kind of sad.  Last week, in conjunction with the annual CPAC meeting, conservatives reached out to young voters with XPAC.  Hosted, by Stephen Baldwin, the obese, fundamentalist of the brothers Baldwin, XPAC tried really, really hard to be hip.  It failed. 

 

“I know you don’t hear the word gnarly too much in conservative circles, but you’re gonna start hearing it in the future!”

 

Really, Stephen?  Gnarly? 

That’s so dope and fly, dude! I mean, bro! 

 

The New Republic Account of the event makes it sound like it was organized by Poochie from the Simpsons.  There were mostly adults present by the end as even Chik-Fil-A™ isn’t cool enough to keep millennials interested.  However, the saddest part of the article is the description of the “rapper” that “entertained” the young folks.  His name was Politik and he rapped about what most rappers on the Youtubes rap about these days, Socialism. 

 

“The night’s “jam session” was beginning—they had moved it up from the originally scheduled time of 11:00 p.m., realizing that no one would come—but most people had already filtered out as the rapper Politik took the stage.”

 

And what did Politik say to those that remained,

 

“You can clap if you want to, it always makes me feel better,” Politik told the sparse audience.

 

Oh booooo-eeeey… rappers that ask crowds to clap!  Rappers that ask the audience to make them feel better… that’s what the kids are into these days.  High five, dude!  That’s what I am talking about.  I always enjoy clapping while listening to rappers.  It helps me keep the beat. 

 

The focus later returns to Stephen, now eating McDonalds.  Obesity is so hot right now. 

 

The whole story is just pathetic.  Part of me wants to laugh but the other part legitimately feels bad for whoever put this together.  It sounds painful.  I’m sure Stephen Baldwin was happy just to get out of the house and get free fast food.  And I’m sure some DC area parents were relieved their children weren’t at an imaginary rave, or whatever parents of conservative youth think their kids go to.  I’m just relieved the whole event was over by 11.  I wouldn’t want a waffle fries and soda hangover to ruin Sunday school. 

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on February 25, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (0)

Best SOTU Response Ever

This is Focus on the Family's response to the State of the Union Address.  It's almost indescribably creepy so just watch it.  [H/T Good As You]


Yikes!

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on January 28, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (2)

Work In Progress

I'm posting the article I worked on under Hugh Heclo this semester.  It's still a work in progress but I hope to submit it to Muse soon.  It will also be my MPSA paper in April.  I'm definitely open for suggestions so feel free to comment.  

ENDA and Liberty of Conscience

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Posted by Gabriel Hudson on January 07, 2010 | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sodom in the Nation's Capital: Understanding Logic 101

I usually follow much of the religious right rhetoric from a place of detachment like Jacque Custo marveling at sealife.  Sometimes I will engage someone in an email back-and-forth but the conversation is never very deep.  But this week, Star Parker posted an article that appeared on Townhall, WND, and AFTAH’s web sites, just to name a few.  It is utterly bananas.  One reason I think this issue has been so intractable is because of the tenor and irrationality of some of the rhetoric.  It transcends disagreement to an Alice In Wonderland level of absurdity.  Here, I respond to and critique Ms. Parker’s bizarre, scattered column.  It will not move her opinion nor convince anyone to make a coherent argument.  But it will provide some relief even if it is nothing more than screaming into the darkness.  Because I’m a gentleman, her words are in bold. 

Sodom in the Nation’s Capital

- Star Parker [cut and pasted, with spelling and grammatical errors left intact]

There is a centrality of the traditional family to the American dream of opportunity and a centrality of family breakdown to poverty.  At a time when our country is sick, it shouldn’t surprise that one our sickest places is our nation’s capital.  The poverty rate of Washington, D.C., almost 20 percent, is one of the highest in the nation. Its child poverty rate is the nation’s highest. D.C.’s public school system, with a graduation rate of less than 50 percent, is one of the worst in the country.

Ok, these are all bad things to point out.  But, oddly enough, guess who is to blame for poverty and bad schools… 

According to D.C.’s HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS. The Administrator of this office notes that this HIV/AIDS incidence is “…higher than West Africa…on par with Uganda and some parts of Kenya.” And the principal way that HIV is transmitted continues to be through male homosexual activity.

Is she saying Africa is mostly gay?  If you take her “facts” at face value, and you think there is a role for government to play, wouldn’t you want legislation that encourages fidelity and discourages promiscuity?  Wouldn’t you want the segment of the population that you blame to view long-term relationships as an option?

Amidst this dismal picture, the D.C .City Council, perhaps on the theory that serving up another glass of wine is the way to help a drunk, is scheduled to vote on December 1 to legalize same-sex “marriage” in America’s capital city.  Looking at realities in Washington, D.C. should make clear why George Washington said, “Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports.”

What does the Washington quote have to do with the DC City Council vote?  How does legalizing same-sex marriage increase poverty or make the public school system worse?  Where’s the logical chain of events here. 

But the America that our first president had in mind was very different from the vision of our DC government officials.

Yeah.  There’s no 3/5 of a person compromise anymore and the majority of people no longer believe in abiogenists, the understood “science” of the 18th Century.  What is your point? 

George Washington’s America was one in which the point of freedom is to allow Man to rise to what he can become. To do this, the greatest challenge he faces is conquering himself. To rise above his baser instincts, to rise above the many temptations that lead him astray. And to achieve this end, as Washington said, “religion and morality are indispensible supports.”

First, why is man capitalized?  More importantly, if the purpose of morality is to help humans rise above their baser, animalistic instincts, again, shouldn’t the law encourage fidelity and the development of long-term relationships?  Is it fair to say to an entire group that you believe they have no chance of ever forming meaningful, intimate, loving relationships and then condemn them for promiscuity?  I should also point out that painting a group of people as uniformly promiscuous in order to justify legal obstacles for their relationships is circular and counter productive.  Finally, and I haven’t forgotten about this, I still have yet to see the connection to poverty and bad public schools in D.C. 

In left-wing America, of which the D.C. government is a poster child, freedom means to indulge every instinct that the tradition and religion of George Washington would have us overcome.

Who says this?  What self-described lefty, liberal, or progressive person summarizes their worldview in terms of uninhibited hedonism?  It’s a case of refusing to argue the merits of the case, equal treatment under the law, by universally labeling the opposition with absurd baseless claims. 

Where does it lead? Well, look at D.C.  It is tempting to look at D.C.’s realities and just call this a black thing. And by and large it is.  DC is largely black — almost 60 percent. Its poverty is black poverty. Its public school system serves mostly black children. And its AIDS crisis is mostly among blacks.

Ok, it is at this point that I am completely lost.  I’m also uncomfortable with the unnecessary racist turn the column took for no reason.  Let me get this straight; two people of the same sex should not have any legal recognition of their relationship because there are bad schools in D.C. and this is largely because of black people.  Where is the connective thread?  We should have a 10mph speed limit in Tulsa because some peanut butter was contaminated with salmonella. 

But the pathologies that strike the weakest parts of our population most brutally are nonetheless pathologies of the nation.

Now we’re into pathologies.  What is the pathology?  Based on the organization of this column is she saying that there’s a black pathology or a gay pathology?  And how do we expand the problems of a large city to the nation?  Gay people should not have legally recognized relationships because there is poverty in D.C. and that signals some as yet unnamed national pathology that spreads like swine flu. 

The Brookings Institution is one of our oldest policy institutes and certainly no bastion of conservatism. But in a recently published volume, Brookings scholars Ron Haskins and Isabel Sawhill point out the centrality of the traditional family to the American dream of opportunity and the centrality of family breakdown to poverty.  Reporting data showing the general breakdown of the traditional American family, they say, “Some claim that anyone who is concerned about these trends is simply out of touch with modern culture; we respond that, if that be the case, then, “modern culture is out of touch with the needs of children.”

Ok, here’s a clue as to how she connects all this in her mind.  Because too many families are not intact in D.C. there is a higher level of poverty.  But how is the solution to discourage long-term relationships?  It would make more sense that children being raised by same-sex parents would have their family recognized in law and both parents acknowledged as parents.  Do children need homes in which repressed gay men instead enter into loveless faux unions with clueless straight women and then pretend until daddy is caught tapping his foot in a public restroom?  Is this her application of the Brookings Institute?

I am still not sure what gay people have to do with bad public schools but apparently to Ms. Parker the solution to poverty is stopping gay marriage.  You see, if you scapegoat one segment of the population then it’s easy to blame them for all problems.  Then you can use examples of problems to justify legal discrimination!  It’s perfect!  You never have to address an actual problem or contribute to its solution.  You just find some unpopular group and connect them to it. 

The Catholic Archdiocese of D.C. announced that legalization of same sex marriage would make it impossible to continue its relationship with the D.C. government and require termination of the social services it provides to some 68,000 of the city’s poor — including about one third of its homeless. The reaction of D.C. Council member David Catania was essentially “so what.” According to him, “their services are not indispensable.” Is Catania out of touch with the needs of D.C.’s poor?

No, I think the Catholic Church in D.C. is out of touch with the poor and with their role as a CHURCH.  Threatening to remove all charitable community services if you don’t get your way on a City Council vote is not exactly what Jesus had in mind when he commanded his follower’s to feed the hungry and clothe the poor.  Nothing about same-sex marriage would make it impossible to feed homeless people.  The church is using this threat to bully a governing body. 

No. He just has different priorities. More important to him, and more important to D.C.’s left-wing city council, is advancing moral relativism and the indulgences it feeds. This is more important to them than feeding the poor or recognizing the values that would get them out of poverty.  It should concern every American as we watch our nation’s capital city transform officially into Sodom.

No, the Catholic Diocese in D.C. prioritizes anti-gay discrimination over their obligations to the poor.  Also, how is any marriage “moral relativism” or an “indulgence”?  I’m missing something here.  And because the capital of a liberal democracy operates from the standpoint of equal treatment under the law and a lack of an established religion, D.C. magically transforms into an ancient desert civilization? 

To review, poverty and poor public schools are bad.  These problems are exasperated by same-sex marriage.  Two guys get a marriage license and someone loses their job or fails a standardized test.  This epidemic of gay-induced poverty catches on nationwide in the form of a vague, unnamed pathology.  Eventually, life-long commitments to the person you love and families become signifiers of moral relevancy and indulgence.  Then, after the pathology has infected enough areas, the capital city falls into a primitive state of sandy hedonism based on the story of a city told in Sunday school that probably never really existed.

I get it now. This makes perfect sense!  

 

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on November 24, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (0)

Holding My Breath

Although I voted in VA this morning, I am more concerned about electoral outcomes in Maine and Washington.  If we lose I will shrug it off with the assurance of inevitability... i.e. it's not if but when.  If we win I will be elated because it will show we are on the other side of the apex while I am still relatively young. 

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on November 03, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (0)

Equality March Recap

The Equality March was pretty incredible and inspiring today for the usual reasons such events are.  There were tons of people from all walks of life.  There were unexpected allies and celebrities there.  There was moving music and some really clever signs. It was a good pick-me-up but I'm not sure how useful it is.  I don't mean to always play the cynic but I question how effective any such march is.

When I worked in downtown DC near the White House there was some sort of protest or demonstration every single day.  Granted, few were as large as this but I think politicians understandably build up an immunity to demonstrations.  A large crowd of people carrying signs and chanting rhyming slogans only does so good.  The follow-up is what's important.  It's heartening to see so many people so frankly pissed off by the administration's inaction.  But I wonder how many of them are also going to make a donation to the fight in Maine or Washington. 

I find a lot more value in making a donation or calling or writing a representative than marching and chanting.  The latter makes the participant feel better.  The former makes the contributor's life better.  

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Posted by Gabriel Hudson on October 11, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (0)

BTB Exposes "Marriage Defender's" Own Marriage

She gets to pick and choose which parts of the Bible to follow in her own life and which ones to make law for everyone else. 

Maggie’s Anti-Biblical Marriage

Timothy Kincaid

Maggie Gallagher, as the head of the National Organization for Marriage, is quite fond of extolling the virtues of “traditional marriage.” And, for those uncertain as to what “traditional” means, her protege Carrie Prejean, lets us know that it is marriage which is “biblically correct.”

Well, when I was growing up in a “biblically correct” family, one of the scriptures often quoted to Christian kids of dating age was 2 Corinthians 6:14

Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness? What harmony is there between Christ and Belial? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever? What agreement is there between the temple of God and idols?

And lest any kids have any uncertainty about the application of that scripture or the meaning of “unequally yoked”, they were told in no uncertain terms that they were to only date other Christian kids. Marrying a non-Christian would be tragic.

It’s un-Biblical!
It’s un-traditional!
It’s Maggie’s marriage!

It turns out that for the last 17 years, Maggie has been married to Raman Srivastav, who just happens to be Hindu. Oh, my.

Well I guess we now know why Maggie un-traditionally uses her maiden name and why her husband is kept invisible.

Now I have no problem with Maggie being married to a person of any faith or no faith at all. But, then again, I don’t demand that marriage laws in this country be based on the Christian Bible.

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on October 06, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (1)

Gore Vidal Interview

Gore Vidal: ‘We’ll have a dictatorship soon in the US’

The grand old man of letters Gore Vidal claims America is ‘rotting away’ — and don’t expect Barack Obama to save it.  - Tim Teeman

full (excellent) article: 

“I’m not into partnerships,” he says dismissively. I don’t even know what it means.” He “couldn’t care less” about gay marriage. “Does anyone care what Americans think? They’re the worst-educated people in the First World. They don’t have any thoughts, they have emotional responses, which good advertisers know how to provoke.” You could have been the first gay president, I say. “No, I would have married and had nine children,” he replies quickly and seriously. “I don’t believe in these exclusive terms.”

Impaired mobility doesn’t bother him — he “rose like a miracle” on stage at the National — and he doesn’t dwell on mortality either. “Either you accept there is such a thing or you’re so dumb that you can’t grasp it.” Is he in good health? “No, of course not. I’m diabetic. It’s odd, I’ve never been fat and I don’t like candy, which most Americans are hooked on.”

There is a trace of thwarted ambition about him. “I would have liked to have been president, but I never had the money. I was a friend of the throne. The only time I envied Jack was when Joe [Kennedy, JFK’s father] was buying him his Senate seat, then the presidency. He didn’t know how lucky he was. Here’s a story I’ve never told. In 1960, after he had spent so much on the presidential campaign, Joe took all nine children to Palm Beach to lecture them. He was really angry. He said, ‘All you read about the Kennedy fortune is untrue. It’s non-existent. We’ve spent so much getting Jack elected and not one of you is living within your income’. They all sat there, shame-faced. Jack was whistling. He used to tap his teeth: they were big teeth, like a xylophone. Joe turned to Jack and he says, ‘Mr President, what’s the solution?’ Jack said, ‘The solution is simple. You all gotta work harder’.” Vidal guffaws heartily.

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on October 06, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (0)

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Pierre Manent - Lecture on Liberalism Excerpt

Europe and the Turkish question

 

              Let us try to review the political elements of the situation in which the phenomenon of secularization is central. Grossly enough, we can distinguish three elements, or levels : the individual level, the social level, the properly political level.

      About the individual level, it is impossible to say anything pertinent. Statistics say nothing, even less than nothing, about what is going on in individual souls. None of us can know with any certainty what is happening in his or her own soul. Can I say « I believe » without moving away, however faintly, from sincerity ? It is impossible to say anything pertinent at this level, but it is important to remember that it is impossible. It is the secret heart of things.

      I have insisted that it is impossible to treat the other two levels separately. The social level, the level at which secularization operates and acquires its present meaning and import, appears to be self-sufficient – it is part of the way it operates to appear to be so - , but it is closely related to the way the political whole defines itself. In fact, these two levels combine three elements : the secular society, the neutral State, the Christian nation. Only one element is univocally determined and does not occasion much uncertainty : the neutral State. We do not fear, or in any way expect, that in any Western country, the State will abandon its neutrality in the foreseeable future. The uncertainty concerns the relation between the secular society and the Christian nation.

      Some will say that the former is simply the new, contemporary form of the latter. I have stressed that the secular society could never completely break free from the Christian nation, that the purported transformation could never be entirely completed. So that the question of the Christian character of the body politic cannot fail to crop up again at some junction, depending on the vagaries of fortune. In the case of European nations, the Muslim challenge will not fail to reactivate the effort toward collective self-definition. Not to beat around the bush : every passably perceptive person in Europe understands, or at least feels, the fateful character of the Turkish question, whether one is favorable or hostile to Turkey’s becoming part of the European Union. And he or she gathers that the orations about « democratic values » are just malarkey, that the real issue is the Muslim character of the Turkish nation. The extreme secularists, who until recently held the reins in Europe, did not pursue a simply political project, however ambitious. They intended, and still intend, to prove the religious, or quasi religious, point, that no difference, especially no religious difference between human groups can be legitimately taken into account in any human, including or especially political,  endeavor. So that Turkey should be introduced into Europe not because the Turkish State is secular – it is by the way nothing of the sort – but because the Turkish nation is Muslim. If these extreme secularists achieved their aims, they would accomplish the contrary of what they set out to accomplish. If the political body called Turkey became part of the European councils, we would not contemplate a « simply human » Europe as a result, but, in a very definite sense, a Muslim Europe, a Europe with a « Muslim mark ».

      But secularism is a two-way street. Just as some secularists would islamize Europe in the name of secularism rightly understood, other ones, hitherto undisturbed by the incessant erosion of Europe’s Christian character, now dismayed at the ever growing presence in Europe of a religion with little understanding of religious neutrality, are led back, in an often confused or muddled way, toward the original definition or experience of the European nation. However secular, however unchurched, Europe is the scene of a political and religious battle as momentous as any in her long history. However thinly attended our church offices, the question of our religious collective self-definition needs to be answered as urgently as at any time in the past. It is because of the urgency and significance of this issue for Europeans that the American insistence on our making room for Turkey is so ill-conceived, no, so outrageous. To incessantly prod us to take this irreversible decision is to behave like an enemy, because it means to force us to do something which will destroy our self-respect, or what remains of it.

      Looking at the Turkish question in a more theoretical perspective, we see how deceptive this notion of secularization is, how it comes to the fore and takes on a kind of self-evidence only when we lose sight of the two principal realities : the individual souls on one hand, the political wholes, or bodies, on the other hand. The phenomenon of secularization is not a figment of the imagination indeed, but it is nevertheless determined by political and religious factors which point beyond secularization, or which at least prevent us from ever finding a solid and lasting home in this our secular condition. Under the deceptive allure of a « simply human » society, the incessantly gnawing question : Of which whole am I a part ? Of which community am I a member ?

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on October 06, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Difference Between Civil and Religious

This weekend I was having lunch with a friend and we were talking about relationships.  We discussed how many people our age don’t see marriage as a necessity even when they have been in long-term relationships.  I asked him if he ever thought he would get married.  I was surprised when he answered that he had already been married and was now divorced. 

That revelation alone wasn’t surprising per se.  It was only surprising because I had known him since he was 23 and had never known him to date anyone for more than a few months.  This meant he was married and divorced very young.  He explained to me that when he was in graduate school he had a friend who became ill.  She did not have health insurance and he did, so they went down to the courthouse and got married.  The process took only a few minutes and within a couple weeks she was included on his employer’s healthcare benefits.  About a year and a half later, after she was well again, they got divorced just as quickly and unceremoniously as they had united. 

One could argue that what they did was dishonest and a rip off.  But the object of their deception was a health insurance provider.  Health insurance companies may well be the face of evil, dishonesty, fraud, and greed.  I have a hard time seeing them as victims.  Whatever one concludes about these actions ethically they are inarguably legal.  My friend and his ex-wife broke no laws. 

For obvious reasons this conversation made me think about civil marriage and healthcare reform.  An unemployed and ill woman could not get the treatment she needed until she married someone with private health insurance.  Two people who never intended to spend their lives together, never lived in the same home, and were not romantically involved were able to obtain a marriage license with no questions asked.  A system built on profit rather than the care of people could be scammed easily and legally.  You could say my friends should not have done what they did.  I could just as easily have said they should not have had to do what they did.

In every other industrialized nation the government provides healthcare.  Those who argue that universal healthcare would put a bureaucrat between patients and their doctors haven’t visited a doctor’s office lately.  Insurance companies refuse to provide coverage for the most basic things and a medical problem is the quickest way for even the most careful budgeters to find themselves in financial ruin. 

Besides that, civil marriage is just a contract with governmental recognition.  It does not require love or commitment or even the blending of two lives.  It requires two people to sign a piece of paper in front of a city employee.  Opponents of same sex CIVIL marriage argue all sorts of whacky things like Bible verses and God’s view of a doomed nation.  But they don’t understand that their religious and moral understanding of marriage has nothing to do with government recognition.

If your church doesn’t want to perform or recognize gay unions that is fine.  If you think Linda and Sue are sinful for devoting their lives to each other then you are entitled to your opinion.  But don’t pretend civil marriage laws are necessary to uphold your personal views on religion, morality, and love.  Two strangers can get married and God never has to be mentioned.

The Peter Labarbera’s of the world think what makes their marriage significant is government recognition.  How romantic for their wives.  The civil contract doesn’t make two people love each other and it does not guarantee self-sacrifice or commitment.  There is no good reason why two people of the same gender cannot enter into a government recognized contract but people of opposite sexes can.  The only reason anyone ever argues is based on personal religious views, which have nothing to do with government recognition or civil law. 

The key defect among members of the religious right is an inability to understand the difference between public and private, civil and religious.  You don’t want the government in your personal and religious business.  You do want the government to treat people equally in terms of civil law.  Conflating the sacred with the civil undermines this distinction.  A partner for life is not a partner for life because of a contract and love is not delegated from city hall. 

At the heart of these matters are larger principles that get overlooked.  We want everyone in a free society to have basic access to necessities.  We want the government to treat people fairly and stay out of the more personal aspects of our lives.  Regardless of whatever hot button issue is being discussed, these principles hold true. 

Posted by Gabriel Hudson on July 27, 2009 | Permalink | Comments (0)

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